I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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