EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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