office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
