New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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