Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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