She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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