If i come over, it means nothing
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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