D3 body, D1 cock
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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