singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I love having hate sex.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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