if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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