I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Randomize
