"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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