Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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