Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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