In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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