CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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