just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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