I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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