I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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