she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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