All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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