I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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