It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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