belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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