Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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