Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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