the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
