I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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