We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
don't judge my taste in strippers
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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