So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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