dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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