He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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