All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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