It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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