That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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