I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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