Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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