Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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