We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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