I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
