I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sobbing to NWA
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
