So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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