well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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