my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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