Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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