were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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