yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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