Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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