the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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