Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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