She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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