Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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