god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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