covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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