are you still at the devil's house?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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