..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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