Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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