okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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